February 2011
“I think Im going to lose a bunch of weight and do naked folks photography. Is...”
Fact About Me #24
I have NEVER gotten the Flu.
Fact About Me #23
I have NEVER gotten a flu shot.
*cough cough* 6.0 (Zzzz)
This is going to be SUPER SHORT because all I’ve done today was wake up. Wanna know when? 8. I woke up at 8-motherfuckin-PM. I’ve never slept that long in my entire life. I think I’m dying. Dear god, I hope I’m not dying. I have too much shit to do, still. January might as well not even have existed for me… But hey, at least I used my time to watch awesome movies...
January 2011
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates...
OOOOH REEEEAALLLLYYYYY NOWWWWW?
Fact! #399
The act of vomiting on a sexual partner is called a “Roman shower”.
*cough cough* 5.0
I’ll try to make this short and just state the status of my well being. BETTER.
I left the house for a while today again and got Wendy’s chicken nuggets ^.^ Of course, I wasn’t able to eat all of them, but at least I was able to eat something other than cereal. Apparently it was 70 degrees today. Man, I wish I would have been awake for that! (Even though I hate hot weather)
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Sorry, but I refuse to be friends with someone who thinks bull fights are fun to watch.
*cough cough* 4.0 (I got out!)
Went out today. Finally. After 3 whole days of being stuck inside my house, quarantined, I was finally feeling well enough to go out. That is…. until I got out.
I got out of bed around 4 (as I was trying to get as much sleep as possible) and got ready for the usual margarita night (every Saturday). So I left and picked up my new buddy, Clint, from Crabtree, then we met Christi, Beth,...
Fact about me #179
I have never bought medicine.
Here's your goddamn fact of the day! (#471)
Different sections of the tongue do NOT actually detect different types of tastes.
This myth is commonly proliferated by diagrams (like the one below) which depict a tongue’s primary senses of taste: sourness, sweetness, bitterness, saltiness, and savoriness (umami). These pictures typically show a tongue separated into quadrants by taste, but each of its 10,000 taste buds are identical! Every...
If love is a labor, I'll slave 'till the end.
I'm jelly (#177)
I’m jelly of people with smart phones.
:(
*cough cough* 3.0
Day 3 of being stuck in the house. I may be going crazy. I feel like my brain is made of jello. Yum. Sadly, I cannot eat it… and if i could, I would then have no brain. Plus that would make me a mindless zombie…. I think I’m okay with just imagining it’s jello.
Anyways, I feel like I REALLY need to get out and do something before I go crazy. Normally, I can never stay in...
Nightly Facts! (#102)
Nebraska’s official state soft drink is Kool-Aid
This was declared on May 21, 1998 by then-Governor (and current Senator) Ben Nelson. The reason the state holds Kool-Aid in such high regard is because it was invented in Hastings, Nebraska in 1927 by Edwin Perkins. Personally, we think Governor Nelson had the state legislature “drinking the Kool-Aid.” As you can see in this document, Governor...
Dear Ryan Taylor Bliss,
I know you haven’t done a show in years, but I think you should change that. You’re one of the greatest solo artists I’ve ever heard, and the fact that you’re local is just a plus. I remember the first time I heard “Our Carolina”.. I knew you would have a special place in my heart. You’re an acoustic genius and I hope to see you play soon.
~B
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Can someone please tell me what people think...
Because this is the only future that’s coming to mind..
Good Morning Facts! (#209)
A 10-year-old girl has discovered a supernova. Kathryn Aurora Gray received credit from the Royal Astronomical Society for finding the exploding star, along with 2 co-discoverers: her father Paul Gray, and family friend David Lane. This is actually Paul Gray’s 7th supernova discovery. Lane captured some images of space with his telescope on New Year’s Eve, and took the images to the Grays to...
“DUDE. I WANT A CHICK TO SUCK ON MY PENIS WHILE SOME OTHER CHICK IS ALSO IN THE...”
– Matt Gaul
Your nightly fact! #341
Jack Nicholson is afraid of the dark.
TAKE THOSE SHADES OFF IT’S ABOUT TO BE NIGHT TIME
Me: Coming for Margaritas Saturday?
Cole: possible
Me: Trans goin!
Cole: Still possible. I'm as likely to come to see you as I am Tran. More likely because you're pretty :p
Me: Tran is also pretty!
Cole: But he has a penis
Me: So do I.
I think I really do have some sort of obsession...
*cough cough* 2.0
Still sick. It feels like I’ve been ill forever now. Today marks the 3rd day I’ve stayed indoors away from the outside world. I’m starting to get cabin fever.
A friend came by to visit today. She had McDonald’s and let me have some fries, even though I was hungry. She couldn’t believe I was still sick.
I did actually go to the doctor this morning. That would be my...
Fact of the day! (#190)
Deer grow new antlers every year. They shed them off during winter after mating season.
Sweet antlers this year, bro.
Fact of that day! (#176)
The story of Mulan had been told in China for about 1,500 YEARS before Disney adapted it to a film.
You go, girl.
*cough cough*
I’ve been sick for 2 weeks straight. Finally went to the doctor the other day. I have an upper respiratory infection. Well. Isn’t. This. Great.
I’ve been coughing up disgusting things in this time, most of which I cannot get all the way out of my body, so it remains inside, making me feel worse. This is the second day I haven’t left the house. I wonder if the outside...
This dude messaged me. His profile picture is of...
Him: you want to get together and have some fun with a real man baby!!
Me: Does a man have to catch 9 fish to be a real man?
I'm so excited to meet you :3
My admiration for you is finally starting to...
:)
“Tell him she’s a ho.”
– Clint
Cole: if you're going to date anyone, you should be in an open relationship with Michael and stacy
Me: itd be weird because i feel like mikal is my older adopted asian brother
Cole: hahahaha, well fair enough. just sleep with Stacy then XP
Me: She's out of my league :(
