December 2010
Things I Hate: #77
People who don’t like dogs.
Things I Hate: #43
How fast scrambled eggs get cold.
“What the fuck is up with there still being pennies?”
– Evan Webster
Cole's opinion of The White Stripes
Cole: i have yet to find anything good : / and may soon give up and go bck to my playlist
Brandy: loool
i cant believe ive even up
Cole: what are you doing awake? lol
Brandy: idk!!
lol
i went to bed earlier than normal
Cole: you know what i've decided is the real problem with these streaming radio stations?
Brandy: What
Cole: no skip
cause this song sucks. the last one was okay and maybe the next one is good
but i'm not gonna make it through this shitty song to listen to it
Brandy: rofl
what are you on, pandora?
Cole: nah
pandora has a skip
Brandy: well go there!
lol
Cole: i'm browsing stations through itunes
ugh i'd have to open safari and...bleh
ok
i was wrong
the next song fucking sucks too
Brandy: lmao
Cole: goddamn peice of shit white stripes
Brandy: LOL!
Cole: they're fucking terrible. i wish jack white and his crazy sister-wife died as children
Brandy: O.o
whoa, Cole... hostility
Cole: i have serious hostility toward terrible performers who people laud as sages of the stage.
and it's too early in the morning for this shit >.o no one should play white stripes, but they really shouldn't play them before noon
Brandy: They had a couple good songs
Cole: even a broken, retarded down syndrome clock is right twice a day
Things I Hate: #12
Tomatoes.
MERRY FUCKING HOLIDAY! :D
As you all know, today was Christmas. And I hope all of you got some really cool shit, because I know I did. Fuckin’ gift cards galore! :D
Now I’m gonna tell yall niggas about my day. BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CARE!
My mom woke me up at 9 in the fuckin’ morning… So I got up and immediately, we all started opening our gifts from “Santa”… who obviously...
OH, DUSTYYY
I made the mistake of telling my friend Dustin why I became a fan of “not pooping on the floor”. And he goes and sends this shit to that poor girl, lol
“Hello my name is Dustin. I’ve been having trouble growing carpet on my new hardwood floors and I was wondering if you could help me. I heard you were great at fertilizing floors. If you could get back to me I would highly...
Michael Tran:
Bj Johnson status Ready to see how much coal I’m getting this year.I WANT TO SAY ” DIDNT YOU ALREADY GET SOME FECES?” I love you, Trannypack XD
Things I Hate: #97
Russian speaking faggots.
Conversation with Caitlyn:
Caitlyn: My dog took a shit on my bathroom floor this morning…..
Me: …really??
Caitlyn:yes really, I woke up to a huge pile of shit
Me: Sounds familiar…
Caitlyn: lmao yeah I was like “now i know how bj must feel”
Most hilarious one-liner I've heard so far...
“Dumpstep”
-Jon Williams
Things I Hate: #132
People who shit in the floor.